Burp And Fart Piano App revisa

poor selection, unresponsive keyboard

The wet fart could sound wetter, the original fart lacks intrigue. The keyboard is too slow to react to allow for any real interesting fart patterns. I will find my fart sounds elsewhere.

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

absolutely this is the best game ever lol would recommend buying it

quality piano for all purposes

absolutely exceptional in everyway. would recommend to friends and family.

Don't panic if you can't hear it after the new update.

I had the problem of not being able to get it to make any sounds after the new update. Dragged it to the trash and then re-installed it. Works fine now. Try it; if that doesn't work, go to their site, click on "support" and look at the FAQs on the side. There's one about the sound not working... They have a couple of suggestions. Does everything it says it will. Even has the on-screen keys light up to lead you through a few songs. Cool. At this price, can you ask for more?

What happened?

It no longer makes burp and fart noises after last update - just silence. BORING! Please fix this!

Ok, I guess...

One thing I want to know… Why is this the only fart app on the whole entire mac app store?!!?! I mean, come on! If you're gonna have a stinkin' professional app store, they gotta have at least 100 fart apps, right? This app is OK, but it only has one fart noise, which is kinda lame. But I gotta give them props for having the only fart app as of yet...

Idiocracy is finally here!

I'm giving this remarkable app five stars for its ability to get a bunch of prudes to install something for the sole purpose of writing a negative review. Where they found the time to do that between listening to NPR and sipping lattes, one has to wonder. Burps and farts are funny to children, and there's one of them inside of all of us. At least there should be!

"useless"... as a "no-fart policy"

A previous commentator defamed the forte flatus piano by expressing their disappointment in such a "useless" instrument. Yet it serves up digital approximations of human wind-relieving sounds, as advertised. Was the aforementioned someone hoping to score original works (see "Symphony No. 1" by Le Remarkable Fartiste), or suffering the melancholy of constipation? The Dr. prescribes a wee bowl of cannabis and 20 minutes of making fart sounds in public.

No sound

Downloaded and no sound. Doesn't work.

Yep

If you are looking for a piano looking app that plays fart and burp sounds, this is one. Well worth the nothing I paid for it.

No sound

I see that some other people have had the same problem, but I care so little about this app that I'm not going to bother troubleshooting it.

Thoroughly Enjoy This App

This app get's 5 stars just for the notion of it, the utility of it. It's free, it's a throw away app, it's good for what it is! Those that gave a bad review - you can't say you did not share it or show it to at least one person! I know you did.. :)

weird sound

this app works, but the sound is really weird, it's not like a piano, like a saw.

OK for what it is.

It's OK for what it is, but like the real thing, it got old quick.

Sound :/

I got no sound, even after visiting the website and adjusting the settings. Useless.

stupid but fun

Just like the title state. Burps and Farts. I love the music book where you can play Happy Bday to you with fart sounds. I just wish I could rip a nice long one when I hold the key down. Fun, especially if you have kids.

Hm. Pretty good.

This app is so lame in an absolutely un-lame way! (I know, that sounded super lame.) There are a couple cons, though. And when I say a couple I mean one. Sometimes when you press a button, there's a delayed reaction which can be super lame when you're trying to play a song. Otherwise, it's absolutely positively stupid!! BUY IT!!

Silly, but that

I like the three songs added. If more could be added, that would be great. Also, if a way to save songs could be added, that would make this app perfect. It's absolutely silly, and that's the way it should be.

Pointless and useless

This app works, but it is very useless. Apple should have added the No-Fart policy from iOS app store to the mac App Store

Great App, it is what it is.

Look. It's a burp and fart piano. It's not meant to be some sort of intellectually stimulating app. It's a fun, immature, burp and fart piano. It does what it says it does. I like it. Ways to improve: Have more keys and more notes.

"no sound" is easy to fix

I had the "no sound" problem for a while. Then I went to the author's website (in the description above - top of this page). Simply clicking a checkbox in my OS X preferences solved the problem. Now I think this app is great in its own stoopid way! :-)

Maybe this app should have sound?

I don't know, maybe it's me but if I am going to have an app that plays burp/fart noises I'd like it to have audio. I download this app and there is no sound at all. Don't waste your time with this one. The old adage "You get what you pay for".

it

if you want an app that makes lots of different sounds, don't get this app. i thought it would be lots of different sounds, but it's only the same exact sound, except in different pitches. P.S. come on, people! wrte sone reviews, here!!!

Why did I even download this?

Because it's free. It's like I can't afford NOT to have the Burp and Fart Piano. I love this thing. So, so much.

Awesome!

Loved it, hahaha, keeps me playing for hours! The developer can add more sound, that would be great

Not done

Keys not working - only clicking with the mouse works. Noises sound fake and muffled. Poorly done.

Pretty good

the sounds are pretty realistic most of the time but the lower sounds are unrealistic overall, a pretty good app

I knew it wouldn't be long . . .

. . . . before a fart app hit the mac app store. Now, a novelty to show off to all my friends! Play my favorite piano songs to the tune of FART ! And it's FREE! What could be better?!

Too slow

Can't play fast. Won't record for playback.

Horrible....

I think farts are funny. I think burps are funny. This is not funny.

"G" has a larger sound

Good idea. But why "G" has a much larger sound than the other's on my computer?

Poorly Executed

So much potential to this great idea, but the sounds are unrealistic and muffled, keys cannot be played in quick succession, and there are only two different sound effects (one burp and one fart) with slightly different tones across the spectrum of the board. Developer, explore the variety of gas! This is weak sauce.

Not good!

سر و صدای خوبی نمیده.. خوشم نیومد

Yes.

Best. App. Ever.

Great for a male juvenile... like me!

Yes, this is an app for the males of the species, so what! What is funnier than a fart! Different sounds would be nice and to pump up the volume when using the keyboard. App is very low when pressing the keys on the keyboard versus kicking the keys on the screen. I need to use the keyboard to play Chopsitcks!! :-)

great for my 4 year old

but needs two things for 5 star rating... full screen and recognizes right button click. small fingers tend to roam the screen and need be able to play without accidentally clicking somewhere else (out of the app)

Immature?

ahahaha

Average

Can't compain since it was a free app. It would be nice if the piano was centered around middle C as if you really want to play a song it's hard to play it completely. Overall the quality of the sounds are good but not great. Still a fun app regardless of any negatives!

Fun!

Works as promised. The sounds are good, but they are not well calibrated to the pitches. A burp sampled/programmed around middle C and then transposed up or down does not sound quite as burp-like. Missing variety of burps and farts. Excellent way to procrastinate from doing work.

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