"useless"... as a "no-fart policy"

A previous commentator defamed the forte flatus piano by expressing their disappointment in such a "useless" instrument.
Yet it serves up digital approximations of human wind-relieving sounds, as advertised. Was the aforementioned someone
hoping to score original works (see "Symphony No. 1" by Le Remarkable Fartiste), or suffering the melancholy of constipation?
The Dr. prescribes a wee bowl of cannabis and 20 minutes of making fart sounds in public.

Gene Debs about Burp And Fart Piano