Burp And Fart Piano App Reviews

I dont know, maybe its me but if I am going to have an app that plays burp/fart noises Id like it to have audio. I download this app and there is no sound at all. Dont waste your time with this one. The old adage "You get what you pay for".

I had the "no sound" problem for a while. Then I went to the authors website (in the description above - top of this page). Simply clicking a checkbox in my OS X preferences solved the problem. Now I think this app is great in its own stoopid way! :-)

Look. Its a burp and fart piano. Its not meant to be some sort of intellectually stimulating app. Its a fun, immature, burp and fart piano. It does what it says it does. I like it. Ways to improve: Have more keys and more notes.

This app works, but it is very useless. Apple should have added the No-Fart policy from iOS app store to the mac App Store

I like the three songs added. If more could be added, that would be great. Also, if a way to save songs could be added, that would make this app perfect. Its absolutely silly, and thats the way it should be.

This app is so lame in an absolutely un-lame way! (I know, that sounded super lame.) There are a couple cons, though. And when I say a couple I mean one. Sometimes when you press a button, theres a delayed reaction which can be super lame when youre trying to play a song. Otherwise, its absolutely positively stupid!! BUY IT!!

Just like the title state. Burps and Farts. I love the music book where you can play Happy Bday to you with fart sounds. I just wish I could rip a nice long one when I hold the key down. Fun, especially if you have kids.

stupid app and i dont even know y I downloaded this.... retarted

I got no sound, even after visiting the website and adjusting the settings. Useless.

Its OK for what it is, but like the real thing, it got old quick.

this app works, but the sound is really weird, its not like a piano, like a saw.

This app gets 5 stars just for the notion of it, the utility of it. Its free, its a throw away app, its good for what it is! Those that gave a bad review - you cant say you did not share it or show it to at least one person! I know you did.. :)

I see that some other people have had the same problem, but I care so little about this app that Im not going to bother troubleshooting it.

If you are looking for a piano looking app that plays fart and burp sounds, this is one. Well worth the nothing I paid for it.

We had 16 kids in for a party, it was horrible out, the ice cream cake melted, the games were a bust, no one wanted hot pizzza, so it was the fun when one of the kids found this and the laughter ensued! Granted not classy but neither are 16 hot sweaty bored 9 year old boys. Thanks for the memories! As the review by Ibanusalman said, me too LOL PS and fortunate or not, ours has SUPER audio lol.

Downloaded and no sound. Doesnt work.

A previous commentator defamed the forte flatus piano by expressing their disappointment in such a "useless" instrument. Yet it serves up digital approximations of human wind-relieving sounds, as advertised. Was the aforementioned someone hoping to score original works (see "Symphony No. 1" by Le Remarkable Fartiste), or suffering the melancholy of constipation? The Dr. prescribes a wee bowl of cannabis and 20 minutes of making fart sounds in public.

Im giving this remarkable app five stars for its ability to get a bunch of prudes to install something for the sole purpose of writing a negative review. Where they found the time to do that between listening to NPR and sipping lattes, one has to wonder. Burps and farts are funny to children, and theres one of them inside of all of us. At least there should be!

One thing I want to know… Why is this the only fart app on the whole entire mac app store?!!?! I mean, come on! If youre gonna have a stinkin professional app store, they gotta have at least 100 fart apps, right? This app is OK, but it only has one fart noise, which is kinda lame. But I gotta give them props for having the only fart app as of yet...

It no longer makes burp and fart noises after last update - just silence. BORING! Please fix this!